Got a toothbrush?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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