if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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