He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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