Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
