well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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