is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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