the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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