I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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