have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Do you remember whose house we're in?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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