Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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