Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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