I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My vagina is officially offended.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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