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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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