She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
So much Jack, so little girl.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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