just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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