At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I will be naked everywhere
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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