Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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