Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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