There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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