and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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