Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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