Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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