I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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