As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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