Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Randomize
