exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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