no, he came in my armpit
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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