do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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