In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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