Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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