If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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