Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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