Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Randomize