are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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