WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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