If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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