This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
