Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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