Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
