Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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