turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Enjoy the penises
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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