i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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