ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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