pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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