Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
one two three fourrrrnication!
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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