dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
