We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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