actually, I'm a sock model
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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