Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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