that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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