"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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