is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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