We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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