with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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