my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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